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The Cat's Travelogue

Stock of My Travelogue Arrives At My Webstore

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At long last we have stocks of my latest and to date most wonderful masterpiece of feline literature ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ at my www-WickedlyWonderfulWebsite’s Store.

My book delivery Time Square NY

Quite frankly it has taken so long to get stocks because my wonderfully discerning and cuddly readers have been buying my wonderful book just as quickly as it has been printed and rushed to shops in enormous trucks and of course our biggest retailer www.amazon.com.

So now you can get your copy of ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ direct from the wonderful furry author and while reading it imagine I am sitting on your lap, and don’t forget as dear Clint Eastwood says for a few dollars more you can have what we now call the ‘Exclusive’ edition which will be signed by me and by my translator Mr. John Woodcock in one of his lucid moments.

Travelogue by John Woodcock

So, I have my paws crossed and I’m waiting patiently, hoping that all of my dear cuddly readers know what to do next and won’t disappoint me by not going to www-WickedlyWonderfulWebsite’s Store and buying at least one copy of my marvellous travelogue, if you liked ‘Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ I have a feeling you are going to love ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ and if you didn’t, then I don’t mind if you buy a few copies and give it to your least favourite relatives.

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Black Friday

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Here is a big tip from a little financial genius ‘The Cat’ on Black Friday. Whatever you buy today and of course I hope it is at least a dozen of each of my books, do spend any Euros you have because it looks like the whole thing is going to come crashing down in flames and odd bits of nasty around the ears of the Germans and French leaving a sort of garlicky sausage smell in its wake.

Flaming Euro

And when the Euro balloon pop finally does go pop do you really think that there will be a lot of sour krauts around? Well the honest answer is no! Most of the Germans led by a shadowy ex-East German, who is only know by the code name Angela Merkel, want their beloved Deutsche Mark back as soon as possible and nothing whatever to do with the over sexed latin nations led by the folies at the Palais Bourbon, by the Seine.

I suppose you would like to know just how this clever Cat got all of the latest information, well it’s simple! Who notices a Cat as it slinks around the furniture even in the places and palaces of power, the answer is of course no one!

Just think of all of the information I collect as I wander the halls of power and fame, to say nothing of the things I see, here is a classic example of what I mean, a pushy German poking a pretend Russian muscleman who just after this picture was taken burst into tears complaining that “она была запугивание его, и что не было разрешено, потому что он крутой парень” or in English “she was bullying him and that was not allowed because he was a tough guy!” tee hee.

Putin Merkel The Cat

You would be surprised with what I have seen and heard and I have to say so am I! So if you want the inside track on world events then keep reading my blog, later I am off to an Hotel just off Rodeo Drive to keep an eye on an unmarried young member of the royal family and a junior officer in the British Army to see if he can not only keep it real but clean, although on past performances I doubt if he can do either!

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That is right prince harry we are watching you and of course all of the other Troggs of course!

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