As regular readers of my marvellous and extremely beautiful blog will know I am something of a collector of drivel, the largest part of my collection of drivel is drivel translated from the original Chinese and proudly mounted as a sign.

Chinese drivel is, in my expert opinion the best type of drivel because it offers the west a brief insight into what, in just a few years if the Chinese have their way, will be the minds of the west’s overlords.

Chinese nonsense a sign

Imagine just how easy it is going to be to subvert overlords who insist that for our “family happiness,” we “keep yellow. gambling. poison.” Wise words from an hotel lobby in Shanghai!

You know even Cat’s speaking to humans in our own language and without a translator make more sense than the world’s future over lords, not that I am suggesting that Cats should become the world’s overlords, not that is not for me to suggest as Shakespeare wrote somewhere I will leave that to someone else but it does remind me that I must have a look for some more signs from another nation who also have world domination on their collective little minds – India.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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