Driving is fun in Alabama just like Russian Roulette

What is it with civilised countries these days? Too many roads are full of too many potholes that are bad enough to break the suspension on most cars and very occasionally an unlucky driver and his or her car will disappear forever in a sinkhole – whatever one of those is!

Driving fun in Alabama

Of course I have no clear idea what a sinkhole is being a Cat, but I bet it has something to do with those two legged buffoons who rule the planet.

So why when there is vast unemployment around the civilised world are there so many potholes? Well the answer is clear there aren’t enough navvies in the world anymore to fill in the potholes and build wonderful roads which is a shame because although this Cat is not built for such work as um ‘navving’ it’s clear that navvies were essential to the well being of the world around us to say nothing about drivers.

There has to be a solution to the shortage of good unskilled labour surely, I know maybe we could retrain the excess numbers of bankers, politicians, social scientists, social workers and all of the other over qualified underachievers who contribute little or nothing to our lives except misery!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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