Humans frighten and confuse me sometimes

As the title says you humans frighten and confuse me sometimes and the picture below shows one of those times. Why do so many humans want ‘new’ bits? Why aren’t you content with the noses, cheeks, hair, boobs and bums that you grew up with, why do so many of you you have to chop and change? It beats me!

Humans frighten Me

Something else besides plastic surgery and botox injections that beats me about humans is packaging! How can such a small tub (in the picture) hold an entire brand new human ass? That like most of the things humans do it defies all reason in my book!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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