Calling all Squirrels

How About This Boys In Phuket You Can get Your Nuts Massaged

Further comment might be inappropriate! But when has that stopped me?

I love signs, especially when the sign writer has no idea what he wants to say and doesn’t understand what his or indeed her message ultimately conveys! Which can lead to some desperately embarrassing situations like the case of this sign in Phuket which suggests that Squirrels or humans might get an interesting massage – females of both species should not apply!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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