Imagine my horror!

As the title says imagine my horror when I was casually leafing through my admiring Twitter followers and weeding out the spammers and porn artists, who I seem to attract for no reason that I can fathom, to discover that this political organisation follows me.

Twitter horror

The picture of that chap who leads the organisation and goes by the odd title of ’10’ is enough to put anyone off their breakfast Prawns isn’t it? What a shifty looking character he is, personally I don’t ever trust people with very high foreheads do you?

After I recovered from the shock and came out from behind the sofa and meowed a bit to let my translator know what might have ‘happened’ (if you see what I mean) close to where I was cowering – well in my defence I was terrified by that haunting smirk ’10’ has, I started to wonder why ‘they’ would wish to follow me, they can’t be fans of mine can they? I somehow doubt that.

So what other reasons could there be for reasonably powerful political institution that’s so unpopular with the British people that it had to share power with a minority party which it referred to before the election as “irrelevant?”

Makes a Cat wonder doesn’t it! Oh! As to the question above! I have no idea why that lot follow me but I hope that they are telling all of their members to buy at least one copy of my wonderful books it may well cheer them up especially as they and their political allies will get what my old Mum used to call a “drubbing” at the next election assuming that they last that long.

So if you ’10’ and your politicos are reading this, and of course it will appear and even get retweeted on my page at Twitter I hope that you take some of this Cat’s wisdom to heart, especially the occasional serious stuff which is usually about animal welfare.

The UK is not a good place for a lot of animals to live today, with idiots training Dogs to fight and to be like weapons, with what look like ‘normal’ middle aged women putting a Cat into a dustbin just because the Cat was sitting on a wall near one, and worst of all the fact that even the royals can’t keep their itchy bejewelled, privileged fingers of the triggers of their Purdey & Sons 12 bore shotguns much to the cost of anything that is either furry or feathered and wild.

As you can see from the picture below of the exterior of Purdey & Sons shop in South Audley Street London, all of the royals from the queen downwards like their double barrelled fun and have given Purdey permission to use their coat of arms.

Purdey

Of course a royal warrant means that the royals either get their weapons and ammo cheap or don’t pay for them at all and the company gets their warrant, a seal of approval, and with that can double their prices even when they aren’t selling their hardware to folk from the middle east who are tired of hunting with hawks and want to do what the royal family do with such grace and blow large holes in deer, rabbits, pheasant, grouse, and any other wild creatures that cross their sights.

And just to show that this cat isn’t exaggerating look at the picture below. Nothing demonstrates the result of a successful royal hunting party better than a picture of the participants carrying away the corpses of so many defenceless little wild creatures, in this case a brace or two of pheasants. While one of them wears a hat that was killed earlier!

Wills Kate shooting

Finally this is just an observation, but have you noticed that both William and Kate share that ominous human characteristic I mentioned above, a very high forehead, it has to mean something doesn’t it?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Florida drivers please read the sign

Most signs in the world have little or no value (except comedic) and therefore should be ignored, but and it is a big one so I will say it again but there are some signs that should be read, understood and their advice, instructions followed to the letter, one such sign is the one below which appears in Florida.

Pathers Crossing

The reason why the sign above is so important is simple, simple maths, which I know most of you humans aren’t that good at, so I will type slowly here!

There are only about 160 adult members of the species known as the ‘Florida Panther’ in the world, well in Florida (as the names suggests) alive today and the reason why there are rather a lot of signs announcing that drivers should be on the lookout for Panthers crossing some roads is because more than one third of all Florida Panther deaths recorded last year were from collisions with cars.

Now everyone knows that animals, and in this case a certain Panther based in Florida not only can’t read but also have no road safety training, so it’s important that humans in their cars show just a little of their common sense and slow down on the stretches of roads where signs like the one above have been installed, it would mean an awful to Florida Panthers and save cars from being badly dented and their drivers from having a traumatic experience.

If cars and more importantly humans slowed down then the poor little Florida Panther kitten below would be not only safer but in his case be able to frolic about like a err… um… ‘kitten’ and do stupid things with his brothers and sisters, but sadly instead of this and because of some clown in a car this little chap has been left strapped into a full body walker and crying for his brother who died from his injuries when he was hit by the same car.

Panther Bodywalker

Worse still for this sad kitten who is being treated for his injuries at Tampa’s Lowry Park Zoo, no one knows if he is going to survive and if he does will he be able to walk and one day return to the wild, and not to labour the point too much but after all of his suffering assuming he manages to get healthy and go back to the wild whether he will just get knocked down again by a car, just because some moron in a motor needs to get somewhere 2 minutes faster than they would if they drove at a speed which would allow them to spot Florida Panthers and their kittens crossing the road.

Pather Crying

So what do you say drivers of Florida, and in particular those drivers who use the roads in the district around Naples, can you slow down and not only look out for the signs that mention quite clearly that one of the rarest and most unique species of Cat in the world and their even rarer kittens might be strolling across a road in front of your car and really would prefer not to be a pile of something nasty on the kerb, so can you slow down please when you see the sign at the top of the page or the one just below this plea.

Panther Sign

And then if you do slow down little chaps like our friend here, who is taking forty winks after exhausting himself trying to move around in his full body walker all day, might just live to grace the landscape in Florida.

Sleeping Panther

What could be better than in a few years time some intrepid photographer manages to get a picture of this kitten now fully grown and living his life in the wild? No actually what could be better is that this blog had never been written and the little chap and his brother never hit by a ‘human’ not a car, it’s humans who drive cars after all, and that could be the case if everyone driving around Naples just slowed down, surely these drivers wouldn’t speed across school crossings would they?

Panther in a Tree


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Spain where everyone is included!

It was the Spanish F1 Grand Prix this weekend and although I didn’t have the opportunity to see it at the track in Barcelona I do intend to see it on TV so please don’t tell me the result.

When I go to the GP in Barcelona or indeed visit any part of Spain I have to say I always love it, although I also have to say that the average Spaniard’s attitude to animals is worse than absolutely awful, because they are cruel and seem to think that animals should be treated like err… um… animals, which as you will know if you have read either of my masterpieces of feline literature ‘Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ or ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ you will know that I don’t agree with animals being treated in that way. Sadly if you have read both of them you will also know that it isn’t only the Spanish alone from the world’s over population that treat animals badly, but as I say in my more Martin Luther King moments “our day will come!” Or did Ruby & the Romantics say it in a song that Amy Winehouse sang it before her clogs were popped? I don’t really know the answer to that and if I did it would spoil the little jokette tee hee!

Having said all of that Spain is a nice place to visit and as a holiday destination caters for all tastes and pockets even odd minorities as you can see from the label below, they even make a cheese especially for morons bless them! That is bless the Spanish and the Morons of course, we Cats can’t be criticised for being exclusive in our blessings.

Spanish cheese for morons

And before you all write in, in your tens, I know that the cheese is actually Swiss and made by the Morons of the Canton of Jura on the shores of Lake Geneva, but the hunk of cheese above was on sale in Spain and I wanted to mention the Spanish GP, well I didn’t want to mention the Spanish GP really I wanted to watch it by my translator said that if I didn’t write a blog first I couldn’t watch it. Grrr!

Usually I would include a picture of the Spanish GP but if I do that I will probably find out the result and it goes without saying that I don’t want to know the result just yet because that would spoil my viewing pleasure wouldn’t it?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Oh the horror – a petting enclosure

Recently a collection of stupid humans tried their hardest to give us felines, well one of my bigger spotted brothers, a bad name yet again by being, stupid, very stupid and then even stupider!

Imagine the scene in Kagga Kamma game reserve, Port Elizabeth South Africa, acres of wild landscape and even wilder animals that you can annoy in a Landrover by spending hours driving to gawp at the occasional tail, smear of fur whizzing past and so on.

If you can’t imagine here is a picture to help you!

Kraggakamma Giraffe

It must be frustrating for the Kagga Kamma game reserve staff and owners that they can’t provide more of an up close and person experience for the intrepid humans who want to trek in air conditioned comfort to take out of focus pictures of what might be an Antelope’s bottom or a Lion’s unmentionables.

So when Mark and Monty were neglected by their mother who probably got tired of sharing her reality with so many viewers as if they were in some sort of Big Brother show in Khaki she decided to run away leaving two adorable Cheetah cubs which the Kagga Kamma game reserve hand reared.

Obviously the Kagga Kamma game reserve is not a charity and it soon occurred that Mark and Monty could be big earners for the Kagga Kamma game reserve.

All that was required was to dump them in a ‘petting zoo’ area, and let’s face it a chicken wired compound is cheap and the flooring grows naturally if the visitors would only stick to the path, and so the Cheetah Petting Experience was conceived or is that ill-conceived?

For four years as Mark and Monty grew up they endured any number of fools and their children who would interrupt their naps by stroking, prodding and making so much noise until one day a drip and her video camera wielding husband became the straw that would break the long suffering Cheetah brothers patience.

The fools in question were Mr. and Mrs. D’Mello who were on holiday in South Africa from Aberdeen, the holiday being a 60th birthday treat for Violet D’Mello, with Mr. D’Mello filming every moment they entered the Cheetah Petting Area (just the name suggests trouble doesn’t it?) accompanying a family with young children.

Details of what the children or Mr. and Mrs. D’Mello did to the Cheetahs is sketchy at best but the family, their children and Mr. and Mrs. D’Mello should surely have known that they were at best intruding upon the Cheetahs in a very small space and as you can see from the picture below Mrs. D’Mello was not content to just look at the Cheetahs she had to touch and what were we told about touching when we were young?

Mrs D Mello and a hungry Monty

I have to say that Monty looks a bit peckish doesn’t he?

For some reason best known to the parents of one of the children one of the Cheetahs, no one seems to know whether it was Mark of Monty, but one is named after a very famous and not particularly competent general, grabbed a seven year old girl and unfortunately did what Cheetahs tend to do with prey luckily leaving just a few cuts on her legs.

Quite rightly, some would say, the girl’s brother started running towards the enclosure’s gate to get away from the ‘wild’ animals, doing I am afraid what will do if given the opportunity, like oh say for instance finding themselves locked up in a small enclosure with what is to them ‘prey.’

Although no news report I have read mentions screaming, shouting and any hurling of stones (at the Cheetahs and not the other way around of course) this Cat imagines that there was a lot of that sort of thing going on, as Mrs. D’Mello for reasons best known to herself grabbed the girl’s brother to stop him legging it towards the gate and freedom and one of the Cheetahs turned his attention on her.

When Cheetahs hunt they knock their prey to the ground, usually after a bit of a very high speed chase, on this occasion Mrs. D’Mello and the Cheetah dispensed with the chase and landed on the ground with a bump.

Naughty Monty

After a Cheetah has brought its prey down the next thing on their list of ‘to-dos’ is to bite, scratch, graze and gouge the prey’s head using their amazing powerful to say nothing of sharp, claws and jaws, Mrs. D’Mello by all accounts was only subject to some grazing and gouging getting off lightly in my opinion as a Cat.

After what must have seemed like ages, especially to Mrs. D’Mello, a park attendant arrived on the scene and tried to pull either Monty or Mark off here head, while – yes you guessed it didn’t you? Monty or Mark was pinning her to the ground and biting her legs.

Where was Mr. D’Mello all of this time, you may well ask and the answer is simple he was filming all the time, so that I imagine, they have something to show the grandkids when they get back home after the holiday which they decided they should continue, suggesting that the injuries to Mrs. D’Mello’s head were not serious and this like most stories in the press these days is more than a little pumped up, like a anecdote on steroids!

According to the Mr. D’Mello the length of the attack and the length of the clip he posted on YouTube (you can bet) was three minutes during which time Mrs. D’Mello says she “just played dead!” After the attack Mrs. D’Mello ran for the gate and eventually hospital.

Mrs. D’Mello was ‘lucky’ according to Cheetah experts, presumably not based at the Kagga Kamma game reserve who probably would never put adult Cheetahs and humans no matter how big or small in the same small enclosure and definitely not encourage petting from either side, she suffered injuries to her head, stomach and legs and had stitches, the Cheetah experts mentioned (though whether that was within Mrs. D’Mello’s hearing or not no one knows) that Cheetahs usually only aim for the stomach so that they can disembowel their prey.

In my considered and considerable opinion it is such a shame that humans have so many zoos, television programmes, animated cartoons and movies which show wild animals as loveable, and cuddly we aren’t, animals especially ones who have not chosen to live indoors like Dogs and occasionally house Cats are wild dangerous and tend to view anything that is weaker than them and in this case I am talking about humans, as dinner or at the very least possibly dinner after a bit of a fight.

MontyMark

Cats (like me) are dangerous and the best thing you can do is to leave us alone, think of us as Bulls if you want to remind yourself how dangerous we are, we look cuddly, soft and gentle (oops the Bull analogy is evaporating bait but stay with me please) but if you stroke us and we don’t want to be stroked then we will demonstrate just how wild we can be!

In fact I think that the staff at the Kagga Kamma game reserve agree with me, if you take a look at their home page here Kagga Kamma game reserve home page you will see at the top of the page a very pissed off Cheetah, now I am not saying that the picture is of either Monty or Mark but it tends to show that they might not actually believe what was said in their official comment that they thought that neither Monty nor Mark were dangerous because they had been hand reared and over four years had received ‘dozens’ of visitors in their enclosure without anything unfortunate happening.

However Portland Oregon resident Michelle Bodenheimer might disagree with the ‘official’ version of the lives of these two young and very boisterous Cheetahs she was mauled by an 18 month old Cheetah cub while at the Kagga Kamma Game Park in South Africa three years ago when Monty and Mark would have been err… cubs – naughty boys!

Obviously the only defence that the good people of Kagga Kamma game reserve have is that it is a commercial adventure which offers the general public the opportunity to experience “A Wild Animal Kingdom” and if you don’t read the small print then you are just stupid aren’t you?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Singing in Sri Lanka

The setting is tropical. The hotel is above average for Sri Lanka, read into that what you will! And the sunset reflecting across the beach is breathtaking.

Sri Lanka Sunset

You have to admit and I have to say that even the dead things floating in the pool and the none to clean hotel look rather tidy in the Sri Lankan sunset and that is saying something!

Singing Hotel

All in all it really makes you want to sing! Even though we know the affect that a Cat singing (and indeed a singing Cat) will have on the other guests, (to say nothing of everyone else in a 10 mile radius) and that’s just as well because if you read the small print at the bottom of the Mini Bar bill you will note that you have to “Sing for the items consumed…”

Sing for items from the mini bar

Reading the bottom of the bill suggests to me that just like that “wonderfully progressive and highly developed” aid recipient across the Indian Ocean, when Sri Lankan’s write in English they sound just like Indians!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

If you want to read more about my travels around the planet then do check out my latest masterpiece of feline literature ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ which is available from not only good bookshops but every bookshop and of course the ever reliable web-retailer Amazon at a .co or .com near you here are two to start with – Paperback edition of The Cat’s Travelogue at Amazon.com, Paperback edition of The Cat’s Travelogue at Amazon.co.uk and if you prefer an electronic edition for your ereader then just use either of the pages to click through to the kindle edition which also works on all of apple’s ‘i’ products, in fact I can tell you that my cover looks very special on the latest iPad and I think it really ‘does something’ for the machine itself!

The Cat s Travelogue Cover

Here are some links to my wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue.’

And if you need a kindle or an iPad today be sure to use either of the links below because if you do, and this is between you and me you understand I get paid for sending you to Amazon to buy one and I can’t tell you how much that means to me! Of course the same applies if you need to buy at leads one copy of my wonderful book which is why I put links to both the paperback edition and the electronic/kindle edition above.

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Humans frighten and confuse me sometimes

As the title says you humans frighten and confuse me sometimes and the picture below shows one of those times. Why do so many humans want ‘new’ bits? Why aren’t you content with the noses, cheeks, hair, boobs and bums that you grew up with, why do so many of you you have to chop and change? It beats me!

Humans frighten Me

Something else besides plastic surgery and botox injections that beats me about humans is packaging! How can such a small tub (in the picture) hold an entire brand new human ass? That like most of the things humans do it defies all reason in my book!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Is this sign a sign for good or bad?

So has it finally come to this in China? They are so rich that even the homeless have their own lifestyle store! It just goes to show what happens when one country steals most of the world’s jobs doesn’t it?

What a shame that the Chinese can’t actually make something that lasts longer than the box it came in, that’s what I say and all of the millions of others who open a box of marvellous electronic gadgetry (designed in California) and it refuses to work longer than a few days.

Unfortunate Life Style


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Driving is fun in Alabama just like Russian Roulette

What is it with civilised countries these days? Too many roads are full of too many potholes that are bad enough to break the suspension on most cars and very occasionally an unlucky driver and his or her car will disappear forever in a sinkhole – whatever one of those is!

Driving fun in Alabama

Of course I have no clear idea what a sinkhole is being a Cat, but I bet it has something to do with those two legged buffoons who rule the planet.

So why when there is vast unemployment around the civilised world are there so many potholes? Well the answer is clear there aren’t enough navvies in the world anymore to fill in the potholes and build wonderful roads which is a shame because although this Cat is not built for such work as um ‘navving’ it’s clear that navvies were essential to the well being of the world around us to say nothing about drivers.

There has to be a solution to the shortage of good unskilled labour surely, I know maybe we could retrain the excess numbers of bankers, politicians, social scientists, social workers and all of the other over qualified underachievers who contribute little or nothing to our lives except misery!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Be careful with your precious thing!

If you worry about your “precious thing” then I am afraid that this Vietnamese restaurant is not for you under any circumstances whatsoever because the owner believes that his restaurant is not “responsibities” for your precious thing!

You have been told they accept no liability whatsoever

Unfortunately, probably like you, I have absolutely no idea what my “precious thing” is (and am too polite to even think about what it might be). Secondly I draw a blank with the word “responsibities” which is ok, I can live with that but my spell checker can’t. Apple like Microsoft have decided in their ‘great wisdom’ that they are far more intelligent than any of their users and therefore the spell checker went berserk when I typed “responsibities” and the darn thing (though not a precious thing I hasten to add) autocorrected it several times, even after I as a user interfered and forced it to use a word that it didn’t want to by I did it has put a red line under it now of course I could ‘teach’ the spell checker the new word but I probably will never use again and so don’t want to.

Oh by the way it doesn’t like the work “sulkingly” either – it just isn’t the spell checkers day is it?


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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