Two warnings from China

Someone wrote to me and said that it was really awful of me to continually “fun make Chinese of!” And to reinforced their displeasure they suggested what might happen if I continued to do so “You worried should be consequences about if continue you.” The letter was signed by the Commissar of Tourism and World Friendship, the People’s Republic of China.

So here is my answer to all of the Cat eaters everywhere!

Hong Kong Safety Message

I know its a good one isn’t it. Am I ‘consequences worried about’ if I continue nah! I don’t think s., Why? Well it’s simple really even if the Cat eaters ever achieve world domination they will have to deal with people in other countries and as they do they will realise how much more fun we have than they ever do in the free world and of course they will get to learn how to write signs that make sense.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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