Scotland – where the streets are full of danger

Obviously if the fried food doesn’t get the ‘bairns’ in Scotland the proximity to firearms will.

Scotland s streets are full of danger

I would just like to say that I am a great supporter of Scotland’s right to independence and sincerely hope that they achieve their dream, so long as they don’t do what an independent Republic of Ireland did and take large amounts of aid from the ‘old country’ which sadly needs aid of its own these days.

“Och eye the noo” as they say up where the men wear plaid skirts, have little dirks tucked into their socks and hairy purses strapped in place over their unmentionables.

Oh sorry about that. For some reason I got carried away and before you ask, it wasn’t the amber nectar fumes! Surely it’s too early even for those heavy drinkers north of the border.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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