An Update from The Beach

Yes, yes I know it has been a while, but guess who forgot to pack my Apple laptop for my extended and well deserved holiday? Ok I’ll admit it was me, until I find someone else to blame of course.

So here is my first blog, for sometime, and I know that will make a lot of people very happy. Well maybe I should modify that statement and say that I ‘hope’ it will make a lot of people very happy.

Is it the sun making me conceited or the heady aroma of gallons of evaporated suntan lotion wafting around in the air from the great expanses of ample human flesh slumped in sun loungers? Possibly!

So I thought that I should try to do something to compensate all of my patient, cuddly readers for my absence and their imposed lack of my wonderful and extraordinarily funny blog, but how that is the problem.

Frankly I am so used to being on the other end of giving, if you see what I mean, that I hardly know how to reward anyone mail because it involves me giving!

But wait a minute I could do what all of the multinational companies and desperately corrupt banks do when they want to appear to reward their customers, attract new ones or as most of the major UK and US banks will be doing in a few weeks – use a divide to distract poor old long suffering Joe Public and deflect some of the awful truths that are surfacing about the extent of their corruption. I will launch a competition!

If cuddly reader can guess exactly where I am staying from the photograph below I will send them an ePub copy of my amazingly brilliant book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue.’ Now you can’t say fairer than that can you?

The Beach

Because I want to publish some pictures from my holiday destination very soon I am going to have to close the competition tomorrow but that gives my dear cuddly readers plenty of time to enter doesn’t it?

Just in case my dear friend Lois enters the competition here are a few pointers and clues – no Lois I am not on the Moon, what is it with the Moon by the way? I am not anywhere in the Southern Hemisphere either and currently I am not on a movie location shoot.

So good luck with there competition and if you don’t want to risk supplying the wrong answer do remember that you can get a copy of any and all of my books from either my website or an Amazon website near you, yes Lois unless you live on the Moon! And if you have forgotten the web addresses for my site or you are really confused Amazon’s here they are again in clickable form!

Getting Out Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary at, The Cat’s Travelogue and finally the big one – my www – wickedly wonderful website

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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