It seems that the Leopards in Sangatram, North East India are every bit as daft as the people, especially the Sukna Wildlife Squad, now that statement might sound rather harsh when you first read it but let this Cat explain why it seems so.
First take one member of the Sangatram wildlife, a Leopard for instance and place him close, but not too close, to what passes for a reservoir in that part of the world and a filthy algae infested pond to the civilised world. Then just for good measure surround what is obviously jokingly called a ‘reservoir’ with a 14 foot wall.
Then wait patiently for the two to get introduced or in the case of the Leopard from Sangatram to fall into the filthy mess which holds the local town’s drinking water.
Once not too comfortably installed in the dreadful health hazard that passes for water storage in North East India, wait one hour until the calvary arrives, in the form of a team of foresters known as the Sukna Wildlife Squad.
Then simply toss the Leopard a ‘rope,’ yes a rope – what’s wrong with that? So that the Leopard can use it to climb out. Doh! No Homer Simpson was not in charge of the lads from the Sukna Wildlife Squad on that day but he may well have been mighten he?
Unfortunately the crash helmeted member of the Sukna Wildlife Squad, who should wish to remain anonymous if he has any sense, failed with the rope but the lads from the Sukna Wildlife Squad are not beaten easily. I am pretty sure that they put their crash helmeted heads together and then of course completely misheard each other’s next brilliant suggestions on how to get the now very soggy Leopard out of the cesspit that the locals drink from.
The brilliant answer was of course a rickety one as you can see from the picture but as Shakespeare could have said.
“All’s well that ends rickety!”
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