Golden rules for signwriting

Here are a few golden rules for signwriters:

1. Collect your thoughts before you start

2. Decide what you want to say concisely and clearly

3. Find a clean surface to work on

4. Employ the services of a competent translator if you are not working in your native language

5. Read the sign carefully for mistakes

Tips for signwriting collect your thoughts before you start

Clearly the signwriter here didn’t follow any of the golden rules above when he, or indeed she, decided to create the masterpiece of misinformation (above).

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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