As the title says – what is all the fuss about Kate?
Well I had to have a look on the internet didn’t I? I am, after all, a red blooded male! And imagine my disappointment! Poor Katie poo! I would be embarrassed if my naughty bits had been spread all over the internet like chicken pox especially if my err… how can I put this, oh yes! ‘unmentionables’ looked like this! It looks like the poor lamb has chicken pox.
At least the last royal female to give the world a flash had knockers that could fill a double page spread, just like her “hindquarters,” which is, I think, the way the Duke of Yorkies refers to her best features!
I think the royals are wonderful – they do a wonderful job for the paparazzi supplying candid pictures now and again, which are so much better than the ones that are staged, where poor ugly little Katie is plastered in makeup and dressed up to the nines – the poor love spends enough money a year on her clothes and makeup to keep a small primary school open and still manages to look… how can I put this… “like she does!”
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
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