Using stairs has never been so complicated

Of course this is China and of course the sign is going to be monumentally stupid but please what does this all mean! This really takes the fortune cookie doesn’t it?

Using stairs has never been so complicated

This sign raises some serious questions in particular about the mental health of the Chinese at large, and they are at large aren’t they? That is worrying and while you worry about that do read the questions.

How do you not move on a staircase?

Who is the “keeper” charged with looking after the old folks and children, where is he?

What is “bestriding?”

Have you ever see a bicycle put in a staircase?

Then there is the question of allowing your “tartness” to “be protruded out of the staircase.” All I have to say on that is WHAT!

I have never heard such nonsense in all my life and I have dealt with Rossiya the state owned domestic airline of Russia! But that is another matter.

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About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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