They speak English in India, they can’t spell it though

Mmmh! Yesterday’s blog was about spelling and gee look at that today’s is too, am I obsessed about spelling currently? Well I imagine we will find out tomorrow.

They speak English in India they can t spell it though

My mind started to wander as I looked at this picture and began to wonder what a ‘whine’ shop would be like inside, noisy yes! And what would its customers look like, worse than the inhabitants of the Comic Books Store in the Big Bang Theory I imagine!

Just briefly I would like to thank India and the Indians for always being there for me, what would I do without the supreme confidence they have in their ability in using the English language, oh how I miss those long call centre conversations when they constantly tell you that you are a “very funny ma” and invite you to Bangalore to meet their family! It was such fun and what those poor devils on the other end of the phone to me lacked in clarity of speech they always made up for in enthusiasm!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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