You leave my bum out of this!

You leave my bum out of this

I don’t know! Talk about ‘personalised adverts’ this poster is as bad as the ever awful and getting worse Google, a foul enterprise that hopes to snatch ever more personal information about you and I and our lives and they have only just got started.

Google’s latest wheeze ‘Google Glass’ is going to ensure that they know and store what you are looking at in sound and vision and then report that information back to their advertisers and of course let the government dip into their archive whenever they want to, surely they have to be stopped before they do too much harm! Imagine they will be with you in your most private moments from now on if you buy these dreadful glasses, I wear my glasses in the loo, do you?

Worse Google is going to get the idiots who are wearing their sophisticated surveillance equipment (that will not only spy on what they are doing but also spy on the people around them as well) to pay for the ‘privilege’ is that is the right word, I doubt it!

Personally I think all advertising should be restricted to stained glass windows, like adverts for the Czech company Tesla (see my previous blog The Tesla Advert) and the stuff they stick up in churches.

Tesla Window

The Cat’s rant is over!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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