Now I Have Heard Everything

Now I Have Heard Everything

Just one thing, well two things bother me about this sign, apart from jumping sharks of course and I bet they can be more than a little bothersome and that is the two icons at the bottom.

If anyone told you that there were a bunch of extremely fit and probably very active sharks in the water near you would you even consider diving in and then swimming, now I am just a Cat but I know I wouldn’t, but you humans can be so um… what is the word I am looking for… dumb? No… silly? No… idiotic yes! Can’t you!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?