Down Pussy! No wait, what am I saying this is Cat litter how can it possibly make a Cat ‘randy’ I am a cat, I use Cat litter and it doesn’t have that effect on me.

Mind you I am not Italian. So is it only Italian Cats that are effected in this way?

Maybe it also effects Italian politicians and if it does that would explain a lot about this fat Cat wouldn’t it? Still at least this one is going to be out of the loop for a while, I hope he can keep his hands to himself, because where he is going he will need too!

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?