It’s good to know who you are parked next to isn’t it! I think if I parked alongside this car and read the warning sign I would get back in, drive off and find a different parking space, wouldn’t you.

Sadly even after they have paid their debt to society I don’t think I would readily trust an ‘Excon’ so I would remove the temptation. However I think that ‘branding’ their cars is a little over the top.

Interesting word ‘branding’ isn’t it. So many companies try so very hard to get their ‘branding’ right and fail, frankly I know a few companies to whom I would be delighted to apply a hot iron to their rear ends, what about you dear cuddly readers?

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?