I hate it. You are on holiday somewhere like Tunisia or Morocco, where they seem to have invented pick pocketing and you spend your entire day holding your wallet in your trouser pocket or your pocketbook close to your chest and you go back to your hotel to relax only to encounter another load of crooks hoping to fleece you, oh sorry I mean another load of “amiable” people hoping to sell you stuff that not only you don’t want but will fall apart in your hotel room.
“You will be sure to have your money without any surprised. Thanks”
Can anyone tell me what this reassurance means?
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?