The town of Rectum isn’t on google maps

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Right now onto the business of the day.


Hmm! That isn’t very nice is it? But what would you say if you lived in the town of Rectum in the Netherlands?

It s in Holland silly

Sadly I couldn’t find a picture of the good town of Rectum but I was using google maps and that is probably why.

The picture below is the best they could do, and their best, as we know is pretty crap unless they are promising not to give anyone our data, as they do when they ask for your phone number to ‘help’ them restore your gmail account if you get locked out of it and then in turn they give all of your precious private information to the NSA, the Israelis and the British. Way to go google they are the best at something – not respecting privacy!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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