Most Indians speak English, but do they make sense?
I think that the verdict is out don’t you dear cuddly readers.
Fancy confusing a part of a foot with the act of removal, the only others who get all confused about ‘toes’ are the Russian poor loves who call all of their toes, ‘fingers’ or possibly the other way around and as for the word ‘thumb’ well you can forget about them altogether there isn’t a Russian word for thumbs. Occasionally you will hear a Boris or a Nadia call their thumbs my “big finger” and they won’t be toddlers, they will be grownups! If you ever did!
The Russians do have names for their fingers (only on their hands I believe, not the fingers at the end of each foot), where we in the west have ‘index’ finger the Russians have a pointing finger and our ring finger is called ‘nameless’ and as I am losing the will to live typing this, you must be bored dear cuddly reader so that is all on Russian fingers for today!
About the Author
The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.
Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”
I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’
This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.
If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams
Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?
To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.