It’s that time of year!

Yes folks it’s that time of year! Those ignorant bastards at the Disney Vacation Club or have started sending out their spam.


I have lost count of the number of times I have told that drip Mickey Mouse that I don’t want to be in his f***ing Vacation Club, and I never actually joined the sodding thing in the first place, but even when I click the unsubscribe button and go to this page:-

Add me to the Disney Vacation Development, Inc. Do Not Email list

The request to remove ******** has been recorded. Please allow up to 10 business days for your request to be processed.

Nothing happens, well ‘nothing’ except that I get yet more bloody spam from the ignorant idiots!

Even when you add their address to the completely useless Google spam filter nothing happens, just like spam from other big corporations I have to add, leading me to suspect that Google gets paid by these ignorant idiots to turn a blind eye when they are busy annoying us or to use the exact term ‘spamming’ us.

In England we have a saying that perfectly describes something that is just a little illegal, broken, or let’s face it CRAP and that is to call it “Mickey Mouse!”

The above all goes to should how ‘Mickey Mouse’ the Disney Vacation Club actually is!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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