The Bread Maker’s Little Secret!

Bread 4

We are trendy we got a (Kewnwood) bread maker, ok we aren’t so trendy because millions of people around the world have bread makers, some run on electric like ours and some in parts of Africa are family members who bash the wheat to make flour and generally make a right palaver of the whole process.

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We did think that we were rather clever getting a bread maker which has the ability to act as some sort of alarm clock, you shove all of the ingredients into the bread pan, set a timer using school type (but still challenging) maths and then wait until morning when you are woken up several hours early with either a few odd mechanical sounds that suggest a burglar is using some sort of hi-tech instrument to break in or if you are lucky by the smell of fresh baked bread.

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Although we haven’t as yet reached the scale of ‘miracle’ in Bethsaida Galilee, we have made a few loaves of bread now and each one has a little secret on its bottom sadly.

Every time we shake a new loaf out of the tin it was baked in there’s a hole in the bottom from the dough paddle mixer thingy which is a shame, and worse once the dough paddle mixer thingy was buried deep inside the hot loaf, which required some careful surgery with a bread knife to remove it, making several slices of the loaf look very odd and – and probably ‘holy’ enough to be used to help feed 5,000.

What a shame no bread maker manufacturer’s advertising shows this little problem just look at the carefully place loaf in the picture below.

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About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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