More from the UK’s geniuses.

We all respect someone who is clever, they always know what to say, they always do well in life, but sometimes it is nice to spare a thought for the ‘others’ who are… how can I put this without being rude? Um, err, I can’t… spare a thought for others who are ‘thick.’

Here in no particular order, just the way they planned their revision I suspect, are some more answers to exam questions from the UK’s finest, though finest what we haven’t quite put our fingers on yet.

Question: The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. Explain:

Answer: In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain,asked, ‘Am I my brother’s son?’

Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom.

Question: To change centimetres to metres, you…?

Answer: Take out centi.

Question: What is a vibration?

Answer: There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s.

Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements:

Answer: Learning to speak Latin.

Question: What is meant by the term ‘hermaphrodite’?

Answer: Lady GaGa.

Question: What do we call the science of classifying living things?

Answer: Racism.

Question: A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years.Hypothesise what happened in terms of a star’s life cycle:

Answer: It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.

Question: What is sexual bullying?

Answer: Punching someone in the vagina.

Question: Write two hundred thousand in figures.

Answer: Two hundred thousand in figures.

Question: What is the main reason for Divorce?

Answer: Marriage.

Studying hard

Yes studying is hard, that’s why at the end of the word is ‘dying!” Or so they say!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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