Custom made?

Toilet seats made for you everyday in Tuurkey

After reading this, I have three questions. What is a “hygienice toilet?” Although they probably meant hygienic but as this is Turkey I probably better not ask. So forget about that!

I have two questions after reading this sign. Are the toilet seats that are “made for you everyday,” made to measure? If so do you have to supply measurements of one’s bottom before arrival? Or do you have to have some toilet seat tailor size you up upon arrival, after a long plane flight including delays, rude airline staff and the usual unexplained and inexplicable waiting attached to air travel of any kind?

My second question is simpler and shorter than the one above I’m guessing though of course at the time of typing I have no clear idea just how long this paragraph will be and I confess it is longer than I expected already because of the first sentence which happily comes to an end now. Second question! Er what is a “forets,” and why would I use masking tape to protect them if I knew what and where they were? Oh sorry that’s two questions and the paragraph appears to be growing longer than the first and if I apologise for that it will be enormous gulp!

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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