Jubbly Week Drags On


Platinum Jubbly

One individual who is awol from the, costly taxpayer funded royal bun fight, is the accused, and not proven innocent, child abuser prince andrew. It is reported that he has Covid. Some believe his particular strain of Covid is similar to one one which affected the prime minister of the UK sometime ago. boris johnson caught Covid, allegedly, and was hospitalised but was out in a week. It coincided with one of his premiership crisises caused by none other than himself.

A Royal Warning

prince andrew is the queen’s favourite son, perfectly demonstrating not only her appalling parenting skills but also a total lack of character judgement.

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If you are new to the Platinum Jubby then you probably need an explanation to discover why the UK which is poor, hungry and can’t afford energy is spending over a billion pounds on this dreafully pointless exercise, I’m sorry to say I don’t have one!

As exBritish Colonies, protectorates and places the Brits stole from indigenous people all over the world come to their senses and ditch the royal family and the queen as their head of state the UK goes flag potty and celebrates paying a fortune for the queen, her family, their children, her other relatives, cousins, second cousins and anyone else who manages to find favour with the queen.

The reason for all of this is that the good people have very little in the way of anything to celebrate, inflation is biting, energy prices are going to create mass bankruptcies, families can’t afford to feed their children and go without food to attempt to feed their kids, taxation for the poor and one time middle class is at an all time high, but not for the super wealth and companies such as Apple, Amazon, Google etc., who cleverly dodge paying tax anywhere in the world while amassing an unimagined fortune, so the poor souls need any limp excuse to celebrate, though where they are getting the energy, food and bunting from is a mystery to this cat.

All of which means that at the weekend some folk in the UK will don silly clothes and have large parties in the street consuming food that a lot of folk in the UK can no longer afford, while the tax dodging royal family visit various parts of the UK and offer platitudes, while any poor, hungry or rough sleepers are kept away from them for fear of contamination.

Here on my blog we will be offering pictures of someone’s beloved queen and wondering just how the monarchy has managed to survived into the 21st Century, to say nothing of her spoilt, selfish family and all the hanger-ons.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

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