I suppose there is an answer to the questions raised in this advert, but I think they are vastly different to the ones stated.

I’ve had a dog who bit furniture, in fact when he was a puppy he chewed a toaster, electric kettle a bookcase and several kitchen cabinets. I can even, at a stretch, believe that a dog might gnaw a wall and eat mud either deliberately or accidentally, but I have never come across a dog that has either the ambition or opportunity to swallow a dead person.

First of all where do you get a dead person for your dog? Secondly why would you leave one, if you have a dead person in a pet playpen.

Yes I have so many questions. Unless your pet isn’t a dog and is either a Crocodile or a very, very large snake! As you can see I ruled out dinosaur because that would just be bizarre, wouldn’t it?

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”