My Kind Of Geometry

Where is X

Who needs Pythagoras’ theorem? In this world there is always more than one answer!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

Why You Need A Pet Playpen

Why Do You Need A Pet Playpen You d Never Guess

I suppose there is an answer to the questions raised in this advert, but I think they are vastly different to the ones stated.

I’ve had a dog who bit furniture, in fact when he was a puppy he chewed a toaster, electric kettle a bookcase and several kitchen cabinets. I can even, at a stretch, believe that a dog might gnaw a wall and eat mud either deliberately or accidentally, but I have never come across a dog that has either the ambition or opportunity to swallow a dead person.

First of all where do you get a dead person for your dog? Secondly why would you leave one, if you have a dead person in a pet playpen.

Yes I have so many questions. Unless your pet isn’t a dog and is either a Crocodile or a very, very large snake! As you can see I ruled out dinosaur because that would just be bizarre, wouldn’t it?


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

Jubby Week is Over Thank Goodness

THE PLATINUM JUBBLY DRAGGED BUT IT’S FINISHED

Platinum Jubbly

Well it’s over, unlike the monarchy unfortunately!

What did the world learn about the mentality of the British? Well in truth not much, as nations once robbed by the British Empire ditch the royal family as head of state they must look on in disbelief at the crowds of people wearing silly hats, fancy dress and in some cases only bunting or a flag waving like looneys on the night of the full moon and think that they are a bunch of down trodden fools.

Only a flag

Happily the antimonarchists, though in a minority, are growing and as the royals indulge themselves in an orgy of selfcongratulation millions of their subjects starve, ride buses to keep warm becasue they can’t afford to heat even one room of their homes and parents go without food so their children can eat.

Happily the time is coming when the UK will be a grown up country and have an elected head of state restricted to only a limited time enjoying the elitist trappings that come with the job. Instead of passing it on to ever more selfish and increasingly pointless individuals.

SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS

A Royal Warning

Sady for those who enjoy booing the discgraced prince was pretending to have Covid so that he didn’t remind the public that the royals are disgusting. I blame the parents!

Royal letters

Royal lies the queen doesn t smoke

It’s taxing being a queen, imagine being loaded down with all those jools. So she deserves a to have a moment to put her feet, have a fag and a pint. (not shown).

BUSINESS AS USUAL

The royal Charade

It looks like the monarchy will stagger on bleeding the UK dry while mainly trying to avoid them, unless they need to alter a law to benefit themselves before parliament sees it. And look at the fine fellows, oops sorry fine fellow, champing at the bit to take over.

IN SAFE HANDS TO CARRY ON THE ROYAL TRADITIONS

IMG 7013AN EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE

If you are new to the Platinum Jubby then you probably need an explanation to discover why the UK which is poor, hungry and can’t afford energy is spending over a billion pounds on this dreadfully pointless exercise, I’m sorry to say I don’t have one!

As exBritish Colonies, protectorates and places the Brits stole from indigenous people all over the world come to their senses and ditch the royal family and the queen as their head of state the UK goes flag potty and celebrates paying a fortune for the queen, her family, their children, her other relatives, cousins, second cousins and anyone else who manages to find favour with the queen.

The reason for all of this is that the good people have very little in the way of anything to celebrate, inflation is biting, energy prices are going to create mass bankruptcies, families can’t afford to feed their children and go without food to attempt to feed their kids, taxation for the poor and one time middle class is at an all time high, but not for the super wealth and companies such as Apple, Amazon, Google etc., who cleverly dodge paying tax anywhere in the world while amassing an unimagined fortune, so the poor souls need any limp excuse to celebrate, though where they are getting the energy, food and bunting from is a mystery to this cat.

All of which means that at the weekend some folk in the UK will don silly clothes and have large parties in the street consuming food that a lot of folk in the UK can no longer afford, while the tax dodging royal family visit various parts of the UK and offer platitudes, while any poor, hungry or rough sleepers are kept away from them for fear of contamination.

Here on my blog we will be offering pictures of someone’s beloved queen and wondering just how the monarchy has managed to survived into the 21st Century, to say nothing of her spoilt, selfish family and all the hanger-ons.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

Jubbly Week Drags On

THE PLATINUM JUBBLY BORE FEST

Platinum Jubbly

One individual who is awol from the, costly taxpayer funded royal bun fight, is the accused, and not proven innocent, child abuser prince andrew. It is reported that he has Covid. Some believe his particular strain of Covid is similar to one one which affected the prime minister of the UK sometime ago. boris johnson caught Covid, allegedly, and was hospitalised but was out in a week. It coincided with one of his premiership crisises caused by none other than himself.

A Royal Warning

prince andrew is the queen’s favourite son, perfectly demonstrating not only her appalling parenting skills but also a total lack of character judgement.

Picking a Winner 5

AN EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE

If you are new to the Platinum Jubby then you probably need an explanation to discover why the UK which is poor, hungry and can’t afford energy is spending over a billion pounds on this dreafully pointless exercise, I’m sorry to say I don’t have one!

As exBritish Colonies, protectorates and places the Brits stole from indigenous people all over the world come to their senses and ditch the royal family and the queen as their head of state the UK goes flag potty and celebrates paying a fortune for the queen, her family, their children, her other relatives, cousins, second cousins and anyone else who manages to find favour with the queen.

The reason for all of this is that the good people have very little in the way of anything to celebrate, inflation is biting, energy prices are going to create mass bankruptcies, families can’t afford to feed their children and go without food to attempt to feed their kids, taxation for the poor and one time middle class is at an all time high, but not for the super wealth and companies such as Apple, Amazon, Google etc., who cleverly dodge paying tax anywhere in the world while amassing an unimagined fortune, so the poor souls need any limp excuse to celebrate, though where they are getting the energy, food and bunting from is a mystery to this cat.

All of which means that at the weekend some folk in the UK will don silly clothes and have large parties in the street consuming food that a lot of folk in the UK can no longer afford, while the tax dodging royal family visit various parts of the UK and offer platitudes, while any poor, hungry or rough sleepers are kept away from them for fear of contamination.

Here on my blog we will be offering pictures of someone’s beloved queen and wondering just how the monarchy has managed to survived into the 21st Century, to say nothing of her spoilt, selfish family and all the hanger-ons.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

Jubbly Week In The UK Will Go On & On

THE PLATINUM JUBBLY SPECIAL EDITION

Platinum Jubbly

Come on everyone let’s get into the party spirit, like the queen and celebrate 70 endless years of the queen on the throne of the UK and her life of luxury provided in the traditions of Kings, on the backs of her subjects.

Goodness knows why she looks so glum, unlike millions of her ‘subjects’ she doesn’t know what it’s like to go without food to feed the kids, starve, be homeless (she has far too many of those), worry sick about paying the energy bills, be taxed until you bleed, unemployment and so much more.

Although to look at he face you’d think she’d suffered wouldn’t you? Maybe she encountered one of her awful subjects? Maybe, though unlikely someone mentioned that it isn’t polite and not expected of a queen to pick he nose in public? Maybe being queen is not a job she wanted? I’m confident she would have been happy as a mobile dog trimmer or a ‘lad’ in a racing stables, shovelling manure and curring a Stallion with a comb!

What a kind person

Don’t forget how good she is at picking Winners, and not only horses and she can do it with her gloves on, well why not she doesn’t wash them, probably doesn’t even know what a washing machine is.

Picking a Winner 2

AN EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE

As exBritish Colonies, protectorates and places the Brits stole from indigenous people all over the world come to their senses and ditch the royal family and the queen as their head of state the UK goes flag potty and celebrates paying a fortune for the queen, her family, their children, her other relatives, cousins, second cousins and anyone else who manages to find favour with the queen.

The reason for all of this is that the good people have very little in the way of anything to celebrate, inflation is biting, energy prices are going to create mass bankruptcies, families can’t afford to feed their children and go without food to attempt to feed their kids, taxation for the poor and one time middle class is at an all time high, but not for the super wealth and companies such as Apple, Amazon, Google etc., who cleverly dodge paying tax anywhere in the world while amassing an unimagined fortune, so the poor souls need any limp excuse to celebrate, though where they are getting the energy, food and bunting from is a mystery to this cat.

All of which means that at the weekend some folk in the UK will don silly clothes and have large parties in the street consuming food that a lot of folk in the UK can no longer afford, while the tax dodging royal family visit various parts of the UK and offer platitudes, while any poor, hungry or rough sleepers are kept away from them for fear of contamination.

Here on my blog we will be offering pictures of someone’s beloved queen and wondering just how the monarchy has managed to survived into the 21st Century, to say nothing of her spoilt, selfish family and all the hanger-ons.


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

It’s Jubbly Week In The UK

IT’S THE PLATINUM JUBBLY

Platinum Jubbly

As exBritish Colonies, protectorates and places the Brits stole from indigenous people all over the world come to their senses and ditch the royal family and the queen as their head of state the UK goes flag potty and celebrates paying a fortune for the queen, her family, their children, her other relatives, cousins, second cousins and anyone else who manages to find favour with the queen.

At the weekend some folk in the UK will don silly clothes and have large parties in the street consuming food that a lot of folk in the UK can no longer afford, while the tax dodging royal family visit various parts of the UK and offer platitudes, while any poor, hungry or rough sleepers are kept away from them for fear of contamination.

Here on my blog we will be offering pictures of someone’s beloved queen and wondering just how the monarchy has managed to survived into the 21st Century, to say nothing of her spoilt, selfish family and all the hanger-ons.

As we all know the queen likes horses, owns several Racehorses and is friendly with all sorts of Middle Eastern Despots who also enjoy “The Sport of Kings” as they laughingly call the cruel endeavour. Here she is picking another winner!

Picking a Winner


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”