As seen on Twitter

Giant Turd

I saw this on Twitter a while ago and had to have it, but wanted to save it for the appropriate moment. However it looks like the giant turd may well be flushed out of No.10 Downing Street soon so now is obviously the time to use this amazing Twitter exchange between a customer and British Gas, a UK energy supplier and profiteer.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games