If You Ever Wondered

Poo The Australian Version

I don’t think I want to check!

Still for my UK readers at least now when they are swimming in the seas around the coast or the rivers that wend their way through the countryside at least they’ll be aware of what is floating passed them! Thanks to the disgusting government who have allowed privatised water companies to pump raw sewerage into UK seas and rivers now that the UK have left the EU and once again become the dirty man of Europe.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius.