Get Your Eggs and Hats Here

Eggs and Hats

Wow they are doing brisk business they’ve sold out of hats and only have one pack of eggs left, phew what a brilliant business!

So far I haven’t heard of the Egg and Hat business spreading around the world with franchised branches in every capital city, have you? However I’ll ask my kind friend Tegan, in Dorset who kindly sent me the picture of the Egg and Hat Emporia, if they are just staying local or regional?

You can see more of Teagan’s lovely photographs here

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius.