The Alternative To Grout

Use groat and not grout

It isn’t widely know that using Groat to tile a wall is so much cheaper than grout, what a shame the tiling industry multinational national, cartel, conglomerate have conspired together to without the supply of Groat. Only a few courageous outlets carry the miracle Groating compound and fewer dare to advertise stocks, well done East bathrooms Ltd

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here where you can not only learn more about me the genius.

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