Hello Everyone, guess who has been invited to an Oscar party little old me! No I couldn’t believe it either but come February 2010 me The Cat will be drinking Champagne and munching Caviar (the black stuff only please) and generally being a star.

So if you are off to the 82nd Oscars then it is just possible that we might brush fur coats but probably only mine will be real.

Here is a picture of the Oscars that I am going to win in the future.

Well the Cat is now where he thinks he should be, starring in Google Wave’s preview. But then The Cat thinks that he should star in everything!

Does anyone else like Kippers? Actually maybe I should rephrase that, does any one else know what Kippers – answers on this blog please.

Next week I am travelling all the way from Prague to Northumberland just to get some. There is a little place in Caister a lovely town on the Northumberland coast just down the road from where they filmed Harry Potter and the Legend of the Dimwits or whatever it was called.

In this little restaurant you can eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I intend to do just that they are so fresh and that is because they are caught off the coast, split and smoked next door – divine.

Then I will drop down to Newcastle and have some Stotties, Baked Beans and Sausages and remember my best friend who used to share his Stotties, Baked Beans and Sausages with me a while ago.

I love going to the north of England it is so much nicer than the south, especially London which is polluted, over crowded and smelly.

I want to be like F1 driver Rubens Barrichello who won $500,000 against Google when they hosted fake online profiles of the Brazilian on Google’s social network Orkut.

So if you are in Brazil or anywhere else please get busy creating fake Cat profiles, obviously we can’t split the money I make but I am sure that you will just be pleased for me that I have had a nice little earner, frankly it couldn’t happen to a nicer Cat could it?

This is the way that they deal with Mice in Armenia!

When the shoe is on the other foot – I always fall over!

Yes I admit it now, I was wrong but when you think that you have been described as the perfect Christmas ‘git’ you would get a little uppity wouldn’t you? What I didn’t realise was that the lady who apparently is the soft toy executive at the large toy corporation I was in a meeting with was describing the soft toy that they plan to make of me as part of the merchandise for the film of my book and that it would be the “perfect Christmas gift!”

I have to say I agree with her, it is going to be a wonderful children’s gift for the holidays now I know what she is talking about.

It looks like my PR people might have to do a bit of work on my image now though. I can’t honestly say I didn’t mean to bite the soft toy executive because I did. Well wouldn’t you get annoyed if someone who you hardly know called you a git?

Even I wait for a few days so that I get to know people before I do!

It looked as though I had either walked into a wall or had a big fight today when I first looked in the mirror and that was because my ear was bent almost double. Happily neither was the case, I suppose that I had just slept funny, you know when you have pillow hair or creases all over your face from the bed clothes.

But I am really annoyed, having a bent ear and looking just slightly less than gorgeous spoilt the moment. Don’t you like to look in the mirror? I know I do, and that first glance in the morning just makes my day for the rest of the day!

Just had another – they get worse not better, will keep you posted on the rest of the packet unless I can find someone to ‘share’ with!