Would you like to eat something that’s really different? Well you are in luck if you happen to be close to a Peruvian restaurant because you might be lucky enough to happen upon one that serves the rather oddly named Mushroom Scream (also available in Asparagus flavour).

But if either Mushroom or Asparagus Scream is not for you then I suggest you try the item at the top of the menu, “Stuffed Advocates with Chicken and Potato,” I don’t know what the dish is like, but I do know that in many countries around the world an Advocate is a lawyer and they all need stuffing don’t they?

About the Author

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store at last, yes it’s my wonderful first book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ so what are you waiting for you lovely Apple users?