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Not the face of Jesus

Ok my dear cuddly readers be prepared for something of a shock! Look what was in the inside of the lid of my instant coffee jar!

Cat in a Cap 3

Or should I say look… the hand of god has created an imagine of himself in the inside of the lid of my coffee jar, either way is this a miracle, is god really two Cats?

In all honestly I don’t know the answer to the question above just as the fools who report sightings of statues that suddenly start to bleed from the hands or more bizarrely, if that is possible, from the eyes. Neither do the people who see the face of Jesus in their breakfast cereal they just see something that is odd, spooky or strange and attach some nonsense to it so here goes – God is two Cats and they live in on the inside of my coffee jar! I can here the funny farm sirens now!

On the other hand I could just say look at the odd pattern that I’ve discovered in the lid of my coffee jar and that be an end to it.

Although oddly enough the coffee jar lid has been unscrewed and screwed back up dozens of times now and the image remains as it was when it first appeared like a small brown crop circle oooH! ooh ooh spooky noises abound!

Just to prove that (1) I am a dreadful photographer, (2) my camera is pretty rubbish and (3) I am not telling ‘porky pies’ (lies) I have added three images of the incredible ‘event’ that is the inside of my coffee jar. Below are the other two, one has light shining on it although I didn’t use a flash. And no I haven’t enhanced, improved or tampered with the pictures in any way what so ever – Cat’s honour!

Cat in a Cap 1

Cat in a Cap 2

About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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What Are The Penguins Up To?

You know that I have always thought that Penguins were not to be trusted and now I think I have found photographic proof from South Africa that proves my case!

What Are The Penguins Up To
Just ask yourself this; what are Penguins doing under vehicles? I bet they’re not practicing their skills as mechanics! And I don’t think that Penguins are under vehicles just because they are short enough to wander under them without bending. No there’s something happening in the Penguin world and I mean to get to the bottom of it, because as far as I am concerned the only animals that are allowed under vehicles are Cats if they are not moving and Hedgehogs if they are – poor things!

Lastly what are Penguins doing in South Africa? I thought that they liked colder climates – so they are now lurking under vehicles and being seen in warm countries, yes it is all beginning to add up isn’t it…

On another matter – well to be honest it’s the main reason for having a blog actually but of course us bloggers wouldn’t like our unsuspecting readers to know that we are only entertaining them so we can flog something – I need to remind all of you that it’s time to start thinking about buying my soon to be published second book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue.’

Now I know you are going to say that you didn’t expect a Cat to write one book and so two is something of a miracle but consider the miracle performed!

Yes that’s rights the world has seen a real miracle and my second book will be in the shops both real and webbed (as a real paper book or an ebook) very very soon, yes my masterpiece will be in the shops and on not only www.Amazon.com but also my www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com in time for Christmas which is just perfect.

I’m sure that I don’t have to do anything other than subliminally mention that my latest book makes just as good a Christmas present as my former one and how nice they will both look in the same gift wrapping do I?

Xmas Holly
Dear cuddly readers and potential book purchasers everywhere I do hope you enjoy what I hope is the first Christmas image you will see this year! May all of your Christmas shopping be without incident.

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