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Eyelash horror

Well I m not giving them any

I saw this sign and thought that is it one of the most dreadful things, announcements and practices I have ever heard of.

Don’t get me wrong I am all for beauty and I really enjoy my own personal ‘mirror’ time, but surely there should be limits to what humans are allowed to do in their quest for beauty.

But using Cat eyelash extensions takes the Custard Cream (biscuit) and after a long and pleasant study of my eyelashes during today’s mirror time I have to say that although my eyelashes are much like me – very good looking, they are a bit on the short side, so how many Cat Eyelashes does a humans need for an extension?

Makes you think, then shudder doesn’t it?


ARE YOU READY AND STRAPPED IN FOR THE CAT’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT NEXT WEEK? I HOPE SO! IT IS GOING TO BE SO BIG THAT I AM ALMOST TEMPTED TO TELL YOU NOW, BUT I PROMISED I WOULDN’T DARN IT!


About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Risky Tourists?

Risky Tourists

Do you have any idea, dear cuddly reader what a “Risky Tourist” is or indeed “Risky Tourists” are I have to say I have no idea what they are, what they do or where they come from, but and as I say sometimes it is a big one (the ‘but’ that is) I have to say I am rather glad I don’t know what a Risky Tourists is and furthermore I hope I never encounter any.

There is one further question rattling around in my mind and that is why do they come from Finland – the risky tourists that is?

Are you from Finland? Do you do risky things when on holiday? I do hope not!

Toodle pip!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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Today I would like to talk about Orphans in Kenya

WHAT ON EARTH DO THEY DO TO ORPHANS IN KENYA?

Hungry orphans in Kenya

Have they no heart the Kenyans? These are orphans for goodness sake! They have a life that is hard enough without starving them – go on give them a Prawn! Oh and do give this caring Cat a Prawn too for mentioning it!


About the Author

The Cat Portrait2

The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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