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Small children love picnics and they’ll love Scotland

I hear from a lot of sources that the Pixar movie ‘Brave’ (which is a reference to those who go to watch it I understand) is being used by the Scottish Tourist Board to drum up business.

Here is why they have to pay so much to Pixar!

Small children welcome Scotland

Happy picnicking!

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Will My Cousin Become Extinct Just Because He Wears A Kilt?

The elusive Highland Tiger, or Scottish Wildcat, is in terrible decline up in the wild high bits of Jockland and it isn’t only because the weather is sever and it’s so cold that you run a daily risk of freezing your danglies off.

Apparently the biggest problem for that the shy Highland Tiger or Scottish Wild Cat is that people just don’t know he exists, or that is what so called experts on the aforementioned Wild Cat think. Seems a bit of an odd theory to this Cat because in my experience as soon as humans know that a species exist they either find excuses to hunt the poor animal or if they are Chinese they want to chop bits off it to make them sexier.

But the expert’s theory goes something like this “It’s hard for people to relate and care for something that they don’t know exists.”

So here is a picture of the Scottish Wild Cat or now more trendily named Highland Tiger so that when you are wandering the wastes of Jockland you will recognise him immediately although because he is Scottish he might occasionally be wearing a tartan skirt.

Highland Tiger or Scottish Wildcat

He is really rather good looking isn’t he and if I may say so looks a lot like me, there now you care for him don’t you!

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