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Nigeria the land of idiots!

Yes that’s right I called Nigeria a land of idiots and I jolly well meant it. Why? Well let me tell you a little story and see if you don’t agree with me!

Apparently Bull the cat has found himself homeless… for having the wrong sort of furry friends.

In a truly strange turn of events that’s gripped the small backward town of Lafia, Nigeria, a 7 year old Cat called Bull has been disowned by his owner for being ‘gay!’ Yes you read that correctly ‘gay!’

Gay Cat

This long suffering Cat’s fool of an owner claims that he has engaged in ‘unnatural sexual behaviour,’ and that she has watched him making advances towards other male cats while ignoring females. (I wonder why she watches?)

Apparently Bull’s foolish owner said about him that his actions are “a contradiction of the laws of nature,” and after throwing him out said “anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”

This Cat would like to know whether any Kitten in a litter of cats all look like the parents? And more importantly what was she expecting of Bill to have “have no further use of it.”

To date sadly no one has adopted Bull, they are all probably afraid of the Juju that an imaginary gay animal can effect upon them I expect.

Still sadly stupidity isn’t only confined to Nigeria! In 2013, a manx from Tennessee made an animal shelter take his dog and insisted that they put the poor critter (a word they use in Tennessee I believe) down after he suspected it of being gay.

Fortunately the poor dog found a new and happily more enlightened owner shortly before he was killed.

If you would like to know more about Lafia, Nigeria here are a few pictures of the citizens’ daily life, it appears that their hobbies include rioting and killing policemen who don’t belong to the ‘correct’ tribe!

NURTW members during a clash in Lagos 796237916

In March last year 10 people were injured and 3 vehicles burnt as drivers’ unions clash, yes that’s right just because some people belong to one union and others to a different one they take to the streets.

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

I would like to tell you all about something new and rather nice that you can get from the Apple iBooks store, no not ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book you have been able to get that for ages, no something else rather wonderful. You can get John Woodcock’s brilliantly illustrated book the first in the series called ‘The Trams of Prague’

This heavily illustrated books created especially for iPads, Pods and Phones called Tram No 6 is the Naughtiest of Trams and it looks amazing.

If you would like to get this exceptional book the easy way, just click on this link:
Trams of Prague – Tram No6 is the Naughtiest of Trams

Don’t forget dear cuddly readers one and all that my translator’s heavily illustrated book has just been made available at the iBookstore or iTunes – what was it with Steve Jobs and all of the ‘i’s’?

To get whizzed straight to the store whatever it’s called just click on the picture of the cover of that wonderful book below.

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