Ok we have all been here before haven’t we? A member of that sad, discredited and failing British institution the royal family caught with his trousers down and I am not talking about Henry VIII who was a master when it came to waving his royal naughty bits around. Which incidentally just goes to show that in 486 years they haven’t learned their lesson – talk about slow learners!
I had to laugh at a headline which I saw today in the online edition of the Daily Telegraph “Prince Harry faces ‘dressing down’ from commanding officer” I wondered just how much more ‘dressing down’ the fool among princes can achieve – see photograph above which looks as though it has been cut out of a gay magazine – “not guilty!”
Which all goes to show that the royal family and not just the royal wand wavers should be got rid of and quickly. The royal family obviously believe that they are just as entitled to the atrocious behaviour of ego maniacs today as they always have been like oh to name but one Henry VIII who of course changed the religion of the country to get a girl to say “yes!”
Oh by the way apparently the punishment that will most likely be levelled at the naked prince for shaking his stuff and being daft enough to do that in a room full of naked drunks is to have to donate his wages to charity! Now that would be a real punishment if he was a real soldier, but being a pretend part-time soldier and a real playboy who’s suite next door to where he gate crashed a hen party and stripped off cost $10,000 a night.
Which beggars the question, how do you punish these idiots with more money than sense? You could just stop them in their tracks, strip them of all of their wealth and then rent them out to the rich who need a token royal guest to really get that party started.
Mind you I don’t suppose that the Duke of Edinburgh does that sort of thing anymore and when he did at least he did it in the room next door to the Queen’s bedroom (apparently) and the Queen – well did you see her face in the TV cameras during the Olympics, most heads of state would have killed to have done what she was invited to do, but she didn’t crack her face and smile did she?
Oh and by the way just how much leave from the military has prince Harry managed to accrue? He had time off for most of the Olympics and still enough leave to party his way across America – why does the British Military have to put up with these royal fools?
It must cost millions to protect the royals even when they aren’t anywhere near the frontline and if I recall the Royal Navy had to give prince Charles a ship to command at the end of his naval career because he whined so much! Happily they found him an 18 year old minesweeper that no one was too worried about if he spilt his Gins no the furniture or clipped a dock wall or two here or there!
Funny how after just five years of service in the Royal Navy which ended in 1976 the fool was made an Admiral in 2006? Which begs the question – what the f**k?
Get rid of them and do it soon. The royal family make Britain look like a laughing stock.
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