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Birthday Warning!

Birthday Present

Even though my local post office has had to hire extra staff to handle the birthday cards, parcels and presents that are arriving by the container load, I thought I would remind you all that it is my birthday soon!

November 17th is also big day here in the Czech Republic and especially Prague because, happily, when the Czechs decided to celebrate my birthday with a holiday the date also coincided with something called the Velvet Revolution.

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The main reason for mentioning my birthday is that the post office here, or Ceska Posta, as they misspell both Czech and Post when they write their name in their language have asked me to tell all of my fans that they sadly can’t guarantee to deliver all of my cards and parcels by the great day and furthermore they asked me if I could think of some way that my fans could do to demonstrate just how much they adore me without wrapping it or popping it into an envelope.

Happily they were talking to a very clever and resourceful Cat and I have come up with a wonderfully neat way for all of my fans, even those who have already sent a gift, to show just how much they love me.

Al you have to do to show how much you love me is to simply go to Amazon.com and buy one or more of either or both of my masterpieces of feline literature because after a very serious renegotiation of my royalties I will now get as much as my publisher was earning from the enormous sales.

Don’t worry if you have already followed my advice in the past and bought multiple copies of my masterpieces of feline literature, because this time you will be properly rewarding my genius.

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So thanks in advance for all of those orders and don’t forget you don’t have to go to Amazon.com you can nowadays go to an Amazon.something in your area to get copies of my books or you can just click on this link www.thecatsdiary.com and you’ll be whisked to my shop. It’s a great place where you can spend as long and as much as you like as often as you like until your credit card provider complains.

The Cat on iPad

About the Author

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The Cat is one of the most successful feline authors in the history of Catkind. His sharp elegant wit has produced the bestselling book ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and of course the much plagiarised gag of the same name which appears on all of the funniest joke sites on the internet.

Copies of the Cat’s masterpiece of feline literature ‘Getting Out – Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary’ and his latest wonderful book ‘The Cat’s Travelogue’ can be purchased at a bookstore near you or from the internet at Amazon.com and here for the Travelogue The Cat’s Travelogue Paperback Edition or at what The Cat calls his www – wickedly wonderful website here www.thecatsdiary.com where you can not only learn more about me the genius Cat but also play my games they are all paw picked by me and have been described as “exactly what free on-line games should be, fun, free and fantastic.”

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It’s My Birthday Today

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It is my birthday today and I just wanted to say thanks to all of my wonderful fans who have sent me cards, gifts, money and cake.

Just one thing – next year it might be better not to send cake because even if the boxes of cakes are carried by the most careful couriers in the world by the time the “Posta” lady (our muscular Czech post person) stuffs the boxes of cake into my letter box the cakes are reduced to a rather nasty dripping but colourful mess.

By the way, today here in the Czech republic it is a national holiday which is nice isn’t it; fancy all of these nice people celebrating with me! Although they do seem to mention something about history and the Velvet Revolution – but I have no idea why.

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Now as you can see happily I have found out how to use html properly in this new blog writer and that means I can tell you where to get my book at Amazon.com and also to visit my WWW wickedly wonderful website www.thecatsdiary.comand provide links to them again which is handy for all isn’t it?

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